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Amusing Quote about Women
Sep. 24th, 2013 04:49 pmThis was a signature tagline at the end of a post from an NCIS fan (in an online community from which I get daily emails):
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
That last part made me laugh. It's true, too, right?
:D
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
That last part made me laugh. It's true, too, right?
:D
